FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??
now : um can i have like 3… more plates…
when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
♪ strums guitar ♪ why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree