Bruh

roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

lamelohan:

me when i was little: why do i have to eat everything on the plate??

now : um can i have like 3… more plates…

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

image

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree